*Embarrassed*

The amount of time I spend imagining kissing you is embarrassing.

One day

you're going to miss the way I ignore you.

YOU CAN ONLY LOOK AT THE PICTURE I'M SHOWING YOU.

DO NOT SCROLL TO THE NEXT PICTURE ON MY PHONE WTF.

Life is a constant conflict between Love and Ego.

Love always wants to say Sorry and Ego always wants to hear it!

LOL!

She is too selfie-sh to show her self portrait.

You don't cross my mind,

you live in it.

A recent survey stated

the first thing men notice about women is their eyes and the first thing women notice about men is that they're liars

Every time I eat food,

I feel like I'm cheating on alcohol.

I have seen the best of you and the worst of you,

and I choose both.

Don't question it,

just come with me and bring your best bad ideas.

Put your tongue on me.

Everything on my body is edible.

I handled 6 very big loads today.

(I did laundry).

That place where you hide everything from the world,

I will meet you there.

I want to find a corner in the library,...

...push you against some shelves and shake a few books off.

Things women do that upset men:

1. Talk.

2. Wear clothes.

3. Talk.

4. Have feelings.

5. Talk.

6. Win arguments.

7. Talk.

8. Chick flicks.

Am I the reason you can't sleep?

Good.

My gf said:

My new shade of lip gloss would look great wrapped around your cock.

I said, I'll buy you 10 more shades, but we will try them all right now! :D

i wanna be so hot that..

...I sexually confuse lesbian women and straight guys!

Wait, you pretend to like football so he'll pay attention to you?

You do know you have a vagina, right?

These heels are gonna have so many secrets to keep.

You didn't understand what I just said, right?

My girlfriend keeps fantasising:

*slides my panties to the side and vigorously rides your beautiful cock as I grind against you at the same time*

You don't know this...

...yet but you can't live without me.

The real terrorists are...

...the people who sit next to you in an otherwise empty movie theater.

When I am a good girl, I expect a reward.

When I am a bad girl, I expect a bigger reward. ;)

Bronze Boobies

I love boobs



I wanna suck them! Oh yeah!

Showing off her pierced tits

Samantha Saint

Pull Up Bra :D

Droolmaal for your eyes lovers!



Shay Laren

Decide carefully, exactly what you want in life,

then work like mad to make sure you get it! - Hector Crawford

Behind every successful man is his woman.

Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Mr Sim York Soo)

Did you ever notice,

whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

I don't know about you, but true for me! :/

Portuguese Proverb

The dog that barks much is never good for hunting.