The best relationship is when you both let each other still be eachother.

Right? If you love some person 'x', and want that person to change, then you want that 'x' becomes 'y', which simply implies you love somebody else! So if you love someone, accept them the way they are :)

The best line to propose someone:

Let me be your headache

My type is any girl that finds me even remotely attractive.

LOL!

Well, it all started with Google search.

Be it your science project, holidays homework, or fap time! Google as helped you get a head start all the time! ;)

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.

That's so true right? We want to be loved the most, but alas! The world is vice :/

Having insatiable sexual desires all the time is exhausting.

Seriously, masturbating or getting laid all the time, well you need a lot of stamina!

Have an orgasm before you start your day

... it's more effective than coffee.

I am the acoustic version of your favorite song.

I want Katy Perry to teach me how to be walking boobs.

It's an art, girl!

Sucking dick should be taken seriously. You have his power in your mouth. When he cums, you take that power away. Suck dick like it matters.

I am so horny!

I just spent 45 minutes searching for the perfect clip to masturbate to. I have the patience of a saint. A really horny saint.

Always listen 2 words that are tainted with alcohol.

Drunk people always speak words they normally don't have the balls to speak when sober.

graph•o•lag•nia

n. an urge to look at sexually-explicit, pornographic, obscene, lewd material

Dude are you a hurricane because you're a natural disaster.

Hahahaha! Go it?! :P FUCK OFF!!

"I love you, girl!" "I love you, girl!"

- two girls that fucking hate each other.

Everyone has that one ex they don’t want the world to know they ever dated.

When did I have an ex?! NO THIS IS WRONG! :/

Attention fat vegans:

Explain. :P

My goal in life is to find a ringtone I'm not embarrassed of ringing in public.

Damn yes! It's so difficult to find a good ringtone! :O

Relationship status:

My laptop charger's "ac adaptor" box is in between my legs to keep my vagina warm because it's cold.

I wish to find that girl so that she doesn't need that charger anymore! :P

Three stages of a relationship:

1) Pretend to like their music.
2) Pretend to like their friends.
3) Pretend to like them.

Sure, i'm a little chubby, but I'm unmedicated. So there's that.

-my online dating profile.

Kendra Lust

If your sexual fantasies don't scare you a little bit, They're probably not wild enough.

Oh yeah! Turn on the kinky horny nympho in you! :P

Rattrap!

Every social networking site is essentially a dating site, if you're so inclined.

You agree, don't you? Stalking and other kinky stuff! :P

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

No point challenging a quote so awesome! so true!

Cadbury Eclairs ab ban gaya hai Cadbury Choclairs aur ye ABHI BHI CHPAKTA HAI!!!

Yes! I agree they did change the composition of the famous toffee, but hey! false advertisements! >_< They still stick to your teeth!

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#BeUnique #Quote.

Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others; it’s our uniqueness that makes us different from others

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Agreed! Some real calming and soothing music is so good for the soul that it just cherishes us to the height of washing away the daily tensions! Like this one:

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

That's so true! Soo true!! :D

Nikita Von James