These new headphones are amazing...

They sound like, ignoring you!

Got it?

The best relationships start with a good foundation of friendship and amazing sex.
Don't ruin it by getting married.

If people were as forgiving as dogs...

...we would never have wars, and we were always having SEX!

Nothing could be better, right?

The breath of a lover in your face.
The smell of their tender skin.
The taste of their lips.
Nothing finer in life.
Nothing.

I love to make people laugh and smile...

... Not because I want something in return, because there's so many beautiful souls that don't realize.

Ahh! I wish...

I just want boobs big enough that I never have to buy my own drinks again.

What did you think? :p

You are my first thought in the morning
Your smell drives me crazy
I embrace you, drawing you closer
Coffee, I am your mistress.

Just one question!

Who named them lesbians and not vagitarians?

My favorite pics of Nikki Sims

Though Nikki Sims is my favourite pornstar, but these two pics of her are my favourite:

My favorite Babe - Nikki Sims

Nikki Sims - I love you Babe!

Girls in White Tops

I totally love them.

Jordan Pryce

Super hot MILF

Hot Playboy Bunnie Brook

I love her color, I can lick every part of her body! So hot! mmmmmmm....

Your lips taste like the finest wine.

Especially when they are on mine.

Sometimes unspoken words need to be heard the most.

:')

No one appreciates sarcasm anymore.

:P

When opportunity knocks I usually miss it

cause I'm looking at my phone.

There are people you'll meet that'll stay with you forever, even after they've gone.

But you have to get out there to meet them.

“Butterflies??? Naah..

I feel the whole zoo inside me when I see you..”

You are the beauty I didn't have a clue it could exist.

:) :) :)

My Superpower is selective deafness...

It activates when CUNTS start talking...

A boner is worth a thousand words.

Right?

Christy Mack

Beautiful Sexy Delicious Babe!

Biiiiig Boobs!

Hot Girl!

LOVELY!!

Nice Pussy

I want to lick them all! :D #SLURRRRRRPPPP!

Relationship Status

Horny as fuck!

Masturbation:

Because your hands need some loving too.

Well served!

I like my truth soaked in whiskey and covered with lies.

Ladies!

You are never bored when you have great boobs to play with.