Micropoetry? Sexypoetry! :D

He inhales her scent as he slips her panties down her thighs...slowly, deliberately, both aroused and anticipating.

I thought I wanted to share my life with someone, then I remembered I don't like to share.

#Sigh!

Relationships are never easy.

It takes a lot of hard work to keep your significant other insecure enough to stay with you.

Think you have it rough?

There are people out there who have to masturbate without porn.

69

I'll turn your world upside down, but I promise it will probably be worth it.

Women with awesome boobies.. ..

love men who love boobies

What is the most priceless feeling in the world?

That closeness you feel to a person, where it feels like their soul is connected to yours. That's the most priceless feeling in the world.

Perfect boobs have nothing to do with size or shape.... . . . .

It's who they're attached to what matters!😍😎😉👌

Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away feel closer than people right next to you.

:'(

Distance doesn't make the heart grow fonder. It makes the heart grow frustrated and angry.

True That!

My gf said

My boobs want to be Christina Hendricks' boobs when they grow up

And I was like, I wish they grow up soon! :D

Rant!

No one's responding to my texts so everyone must be dead.

I don't need your opinion!

So this is what you should do with it! :P

If you have pussy, you make rules!

If I were woman, I was lesbian!

Lesbians are amazing. I wish I was one! #drool

A grown up girl's birthday cake! mmmm

Cum is nutritious girls! Do swallow! :P

What to do with a vagina!

Is orange fruit named after the colour

or the colour named after the fruit? o.O

Exaggeration is the only way to prove your innocence when you are guilty.

Correct! :D

*masturbating and looking in the mirror

I just want to reach that level of fitness so I look really amazing while I'm having sex.*

Seriously!

Every time my toothpaste doesn't come out of the tube like it does on TV, a little part of me wants my money back.

Mood:

Scrambled and erratic like my sleeping patterns. Something is off; I can hear the metronome ticking, but I can't keep the rhythm.

You didn't think that?

Apparently, computers and mobile phones were made to save our time! LOL!!! :D

If men get cocky...

do women get cunty? o.O

A simple question

How are pornstars with long fingernails able to finger their own assholes without causing a fissure? These are the questions that plague me.

Night Game

Dick: let's play!

Hand: YEAH! Let's play!

Brain: We have to sleep now guys...

Other hand: I brought lotion!

Brain: uhhhh...

Dick: (BOING!!!)

Sexy is a state of mind

A lie so beautiful and pure, you lose yourself to become part of it.

I won't cry, #sob

Can't be held responsible for the things that run through my mind when I think of you.

But for things that run down the pants ;)

#MyChildhoodBirthdayWish

was to invite the whole school to my birthday party.

SOME of you people are sexy as fuck (licks screen)

Keep up the good work