Kaylee and Baby Together At Last

Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first

Hahahahaha!!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Guys don't care about rhymes, just show them your boobs.

Funny how the meaning of lyrics change as you get older.

Really, you just noticed it now!

The most memorable people in your life will be...

...the ones who loved you when you weren't very lovable.

Sexy!

Your fingers softly trickling down the sultry soft curve of her back... and below.

Skin, sheets, and kisses.

Trying to stop me from loving you will only make me love you more.

Lick softer. And no more talking. I just want to feel your tongue on me for a while.

You can judge me for my bad decisions or you can join me.

Your choice, really!

Close the door.

My tongue needs to have a long conversation with your skin.

Shutting off your phone is the new walking out of the room.

Modernisation!

If the best things in life are free

why do divorces cost money?

The problem with alcohol is that that it wears off..

:/

I don't argue with ppl that disagree with me,

cuz you're suppose to smile & move away from those ppl, right?

Is it?

To watch a man bare his soul to a woman and express his undying love and devotion, is astounding to witness and yet done so very little.

Seductive words,

evil intentions.

Attacking what you hate isn't going to change the world,

so fuck resentment. Put your energy in living your own truth.

My girlfried

shakes my ass a little extra when you're around

Cause only your voice can take me down on my knees...

...and allow me to fly at the same time.

I get it. Now shut the fuck up.

>_<

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

:')

Faye Reagan and Erin Avery in hot lesbian action

When pain is translated into beautiful words.

We get what is called a poem!

She is smart and funny...

...but you wouldn't know cause she has tits.

Sexy Babe

Two excellent reasons to watch 2 Broke Girls:

Kat Dennings' Boobs.

She said

If you aren't gonna stop staring at my boobs, well then, I'm just gonna have to wear this shirt more often.

and I gave her an amazing night! :D

If this was me, I would own a hall full of those chairs/sofas

Sex Tale by my girlfriend

So that night. We’d eaten dinner and sat down to watch a movie together.

We hadn’t gotten too far into the flick when you started rubbing my thigh, letting your fingers brush between my legs as you got closer.

I was already in my pajamas and had on a tank and shorts combo with nothing else.

It didn’t take long for me to saturate the front of my shorts, and you became more aggressive when you realized just how turned on I was...

... though I was pretending not to notice.

When you decided you’d had enough of my indifference, you stood up in front of me, dropped your shorts and presented your very erect cock.

I looked up at you with an eyebrow raised and a smirk on my face. You gave me that look, the one that told me you meant business.

Without question I lowered myself to my knees in front of you as you backed away from the couch.

Tonight my needs would be secondary, though I knew they’d be taken care of later.

I reached up and took your cock in both hands, wrapping one around you, while squeezing your balls with the other.

I wrapped my mouth around you, just licking the head with my tongue.

And then taking you further and further in, until I could feel you at the back of my throat.

I ran my mouth up and down your length repeatedly, while still playing with and squeezing your balls.

When I felt them tightening, I started stroking your cock while sucking on the tip of your cock.

When you exploded in my mouth I looked up at you to see if you were truly pleased with me.

And I could tell by your look that you were. :)

Sucking dick and eating pussy is a part of sex.

If you think it's nasty, then maybe your ass is too young to be fucking in the first place.

Tell her what she wants to hear.

Bitches love it when you tell them what they want to hear.

When she said this, she was all mine!

If you want to impress me, remember my birthday, my favorite flower, and master that one sex move that makes me forget my own name.

My fantasies

Girls make me so horny that sometimes I forget that I am a girl!

I never have time to do anything because I am always so busy doing nothing.

Oh yeah, that's a fact jack!

Look.

We licked each other's genitals last night. Do you really think I care if you've brushed your teeth before we kiss this morning?

TURN THE FLASH OFF WHEN YOU TAKE A MIRROR PICTURE YOU FUCKING PEASANTS!

Got it?

Love is one of the greatest discoveries.

But don't be fooled, you can get hurt with it.

Where do babies come from?

It's a nice, warm, and humid place! :D