The type of music I like is completely dependent on..

..the person sitting in the passenger seat of my car.

I wouldn't wear low cut shirts if I didn't want you to ogle at my titties.

Now quit staring at my eyes and get back to the cleavage.

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Well, what can I do! People are so mean -_-

If you have scruffy facial hair,

I will automatically drop my panties for you.

She said:

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Doing what you love is freedom.

Liking what you do is happiness.

Nobody wins in the fight between your brain and heart.

Its you who lose

Don;t mess with me!

if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you

Reach between my thighs...

...and feel how alive you make me.

911 Trolled!

Me: Hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here!

Police: where are you!?

Me: At the cemetery.

I like to stand in front of the mirror and open tightly sealed jars...

...so I can practice my O-face.

You should understand it! :/

I'm not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people, but when I say sorry, I actually mean it.

Whatever part of your body accidentally brushes up against mine while we're on the subway

is mine now.

So true about Online Friends!!

I hate when you talk to someone every single day & then it just stops. All of a sudden neither of you say a word to each other ever again.

ASCII LIFE!

Thug life: 🔫🍺💰🔫🔪🔫🍺💰🔫🔪🔫🍺💰🔫

Drug life: 💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊

My life: 📱📺💻💤🍕🍗🍟🍔🎧📱📺💻💤🍕🍗🍟🍔🎧📱📺💻💤🍕

I choose my lipstick color

based on how it will look on your cock.

That's Right!

Be crazy.

Be stupid.

Be silly.

Be weird.

Be whatever.

Because life is too short to be anything but happy.

If there's one thing I've learned from traveling...

...it's that moaning is a universal language.

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone.

The difference is in how people deal with it.

One of my absolute favorite moments of sex is

feeling him rub his hard cock over my clit before he slides it in deep... mmmmmmmmm....

Always remember

Imagining a scenario in which I have a heart attack,

but the doctors can't do anything to save me because my breasts are so mesmerizing.

Jessie Shannon

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I love Nikki Sims! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Sexomaniac

Let's make out, have sex, cuddle & have a deep talk. Then have sex again, go out to eat,then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.

Top 5 greatest lies:

1) I don't like anyone.
2) I don't watch porn.
3) I'd love you forever.
4) I don't masturbate.
5) I don't care.

And this is what she said after dinner last night:

Let's continue this conversation in bed. My inner thighs can't wait to hear what your tongue has to say.


It was fun :D

The curves of imperfection...

... are far more sensual than the straight lines of perfection.

If you can't connect your phone charger in the dark,

I feel really bad for your girlfriend.

A tender heart in a brutal world isn't a weakness.

It's courage.

Hot Babes!

I wanna spend the rest of my life being horny with you.

Seriously, I love you my Vixen!

Hey!

I am a new addition to this blog. My posts will be tagged as "Sweet Lesbian" (my name) and "Tweetiac" (my Twitter). Looking forward to a lot of fun here...

Hi!

Hey all! I am Sweet Lesbian (@tweetiac) and I have been invited to contribute to this blog. I'll try to post more strange and random thoughts here! :D

An important tip for all men!

Appreciate her. Do things for her that she doesn't expect and give her lots of orgasms, or somebody else will.

Love isn't soft, like those poets say.

Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never heal.

That's a fact!

Brunette puts on her glasses -> smart, sexy, mysterious...



Blonde puts on her glasses -> PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

:) :) :)

There are certain words

which cannot in writing

mean what they do

when they are whispered.

90% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga. 100% of straight men don't care.

We just love to stare at that booty! YO! \m/

She loves the feel of his cock..stroking him, tracing each bulging vein with her fingers and then with her tongue.

:D :D :D

Sex Jingle!

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Let's start it with a long goodbye

Get wrapped up tight

Let's spend all night right here

Let's start it with a goodnight kiss....

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Can premature ejaculation count as fast food during a blowjob?

LOL! Tell me?!

Fun Fact:

Over 98.4% of questions a woman asks a man are only to test and see if he was listening earlier.

Kindness is free.

With all the everyday concerns we trouble ourselves with, I think we sometimes forget that the best things are still free.