"In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.."

I'll catch you in my arms my lovely lady!

You didn't think that right?

"a vowel is any sound you can make with a cock in your mouth".

I am a pro at making mistakes, still amateur in accepting them and a beginner in rectifying them.

:P Any problem? Fuck off, puto!

Let's kiss until we run out of saliva.

French kisses, oh yeah! While I finger you, and you play with my... :D

I love those songs that can put an instant smile on your face.

:)

It's now how good you are, it's how good you eat pussy.

Yeah, I love pussies! :D

I loved you :'(

The difference between you and me? You tried to destroy my life, but you couldn't. I could destroy your life, but I wouldn't.

no it should have been captioned as, I love you, still love you! :(

Just because you don't like it, doesn't make it wrong..

Got it? Now better fuck off!! >_<

Memories warm you up from inside but they also tear you apart.

:'(

Success is not to be gauged by the position one has gained in life but by the obstacles one has endured.

Nice quote! No other take on this one

She said:

"Boy, are you a shortcut key for paste? Cuz I want you to control my V."

I said, no! But I can give you some paste for your V :D

She said:

"When we are together, please stare at my rack instead of your phone."

I said, I am staring at it the geeky way my girl! And then I showed her all the hot shots of her :D

Unexpectedly, we had a nice time then :P

She said:

"I don't wear bra because I think my boobs are claustrophobic."

I said, I find you hot anyways! :D

The worst part about traveling is I just want my own toilet.

Well, I didn't say anything, a'ight?

Horny Girlfriend

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Yes, of course you can fall in love before you actually meet.

I fall in love with pizza before it gets delivered to my house all the time.

it's okay if her legs squeeze your head while you're giving her head.

Look at as a sign of doing a good job, keep going!"

Girls the sexiest thing you can wear is a smile

.... unless you have bad gum to teeth ratio than stick with your low cut shirts.

Some are afraid of the darkness,

others play with it.

Females' nipples are multifunctional.

They provide milk for babies. And they motivate men to make lots of money.

Even in relationships people need some kind of privacy.

And those who don't respect that wish should be shot in the knee caps.

If you love someone, set them free.

If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

Make her feel powerful

Bitches love that.

Politeness isn't weakness .

Okay? Always remember that!

That's what we call a pull-up BRA!

Driving me NUTS!

Beautfiul!

You didn't think that ever! :P

Titty fucking is the most romantic of all sexual acts because that's when you're closest to her heart.

Nice pic!

If That Pussy Ain't Good I Hope You Know How To Use Your Mouth 😁

lol fuck that both of them better be on point 😂👌