Relationship status

Doing whatever and whoever the fuck I want!

There's no point making your long story short

I am not paying attention anyways! :p

Sext

Thrust your low standards deep into my desperations

These new headphones are amazing...

They sound like, ignoring you!

Got it?

The best relationships start with a good foundation of friendship and amazing sex.
Don't ruin it by getting married.

If people were as forgiving as dogs...

...we would never have wars, and we were always having SEX!

Nothing could be better, right?

The breath of a lover in your face.
The smell of their tender skin.
The taste of their lips.
Nothing finer in life.
Nothing.

I love to make people laugh and smile...

... Not because I want something in return, because there's so many beautiful souls that don't realize.

Ahh! I wish...

I just want boobs big enough that I never have to buy my own drinks again.

What did you think? :p

You are my first thought in the morning
Your smell drives me crazy
I embrace you, drawing you closer
Coffee, I am your mistress.

Just one question!

Who named them lesbians and not vagitarians?

My favorite pics of Nikki Sims

Though Nikki Sims is my favourite pornstar, but these two pics of her are my favourite:

My favorite Babe - Nikki Sims

Nikki Sims - I love you Babe!

Girls in White Tops

I totally love them.

Jordan Pryce

Super hot MILF

Hot Playboy Bunnie Brook

I love her color, I can lick every part of her body! So hot! mmmmmmm....

Your lips taste like the finest wine.

Especially when they are on mine.

Sometimes unspoken words need to be heard the most.

:')

No one appreciates sarcasm anymore.

:P

When opportunity knocks I usually miss it

cause I'm looking at my phone.

There are people you'll meet that'll stay with you forever, even after they've gone.

But you have to get out there to meet them.

“Butterflies??? Naah..

I feel the whole zoo inside me when I see you..”

You are the beauty I didn't have a clue it could exist.

:) :) :)

My Superpower is selective deafness...

It activates when CUNTS start talking...

A boner is worth a thousand words.

Right?

Christy Mack

Beautiful Sexy Delicious Babe!

Biiiiig Boobs!

Hot Girl!

LOVELY!!

Nice Pussy

I want to lick them all! :D #SLURRRRRRPPPP!

Relationship Status

Horny as fuck!

Masturbation:

Because your hands need some loving too.

Well served!

I like my truth soaked in whiskey and covered with lies.

Ladies!

You are never bored when you have great boobs to play with.

*Embarrassed*

The amount of time I spend imagining kissing you is embarrassing.

One day

you're going to miss the way I ignore you.

YOU CAN ONLY LOOK AT THE PICTURE I'M SHOWING YOU.

DO NOT SCROLL TO THE NEXT PICTURE ON MY PHONE WTF.

Life is a constant conflict between Love and Ego.

Love always wants to say Sorry and Ego always wants to hear it!

LOL!

She is too selfie-sh to show her self portrait.

You don't cross my mind,

you live in it.

A recent survey stated

the first thing men notice about women is their eyes and the first thing women notice about men is that they're liars

Every time I eat food,

I feel like I'm cheating on alcohol.

I have seen the best of you and the worst of you,

and I choose both.

Don't question it,

just come with me and bring your best bad ideas.

Put your tongue on me.

Everything on my body is edible.

I handled 6 very big loads today.

(I did laundry).

That place where you hide everything from the world,

I will meet you there.

I want to find a corner in the library,...

...push you against some shelves and shake a few books off.

Things women do that upset men:

1. Talk.

2. Wear clothes.

3. Talk.

4. Have feelings.

5. Talk.

6. Win arguments.

7. Talk.

8. Chick flicks.

Am I the reason you can't sleep?

Good.

My gf said:

My new shade of lip gloss would look great wrapped around your cock.

I said, I'll buy you 10 more shades, but we will try them all right now! :D

i wanna be so hot that..

...I sexually confuse lesbian women and straight guys!

Wait, you pretend to like football so he'll pay attention to you?

You do know you have a vagina, right?

These heels are gonna have so many secrets to keep.

You didn't understand what I just said, right?

My girlfriend keeps fantasising:

*slides my panties to the side and vigorously rides your beautiful cock as I grind against you at the same time*

You don't know this...

...yet but you can't live without me.

The real terrorists are...

...the people who sit next to you in an otherwise empty movie theater.

When I am a good girl, I expect a reward.

When I am a bad girl, I expect a bigger reward. ;)

Bronze Boobies

I love boobs



I wanna suck them! Oh yeah!

Showing off her pierced tits

Samantha Saint

Pull Up Bra :D

Droolmaal for your eyes lovers!



Shay Laren

Decide carefully, exactly what you want in life,

then work like mad to make sure you get it! - Hector Crawford

Behind every successful man is his woman.

Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Mr Sim York Soo)

Did you ever notice,

whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

I don't know about you, but true for me! :/

Portuguese Proverb

The dog that barks much is never good for hunting.

The only reason I have a house phone is..

...to call my cell phone when it's lost

Ancient Egyptian Proverb

A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step.

Sex...

the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

Always remember!

If life were easy, then it would be boring.

I ordered a wake-up call the other day.

The phone rang and a woman's voice said, "What the hell are you doing with your life?"

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

Joke! Bad Joke :P

Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.

Mind it!

'If you could read my mind, you would lose yours.'

Love your Insomnia from now on!

Due to increased brain activity, people with higher intelligence tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night.

Fear doesn't overwhelm you;

you let fear overwhelm you.

Did you know?

Crying helps to remove stressful emotions from the body which strengthens the immune system. It also cleans your eyes more than you could do using water or some solutions.

A TIP for you all

When searching plane tickets online, delete your cookies. Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times.

Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.

Now that's a new word for all of us!

American Eskimo dogs originated in Germany.

That's a fact!

Fake smiling can cause real happiness.

So always keep smiling, there are people who love to see you smile, whether you notice them or not :)

I walked into a spider web this morning ...

...and now I have a black belt in karate.

Let's complicate the shit out of everything that should be simple.

- Another definition of love

You're gonna love me forever ...

...and you'll have no idea how it happened.

Just read article that says

coffee drinkers have more sex & enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers.LIKE I NEED ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE COFFEE

Sexypoetry

"We lay on our backs. Our fingers wrapped in each other. Cuddling.

Talking about our future, building our dreams together, smiling, giggling. Being ourselves has never felt better.

While I'm telling you about every detail of the house I want to live in, you bring your hand to my mouth and kiss it.

I stop in the middle of my sentence and smile like a fool. You smile back at me and tell me to tell you more.

You twirl my hair between your fingers for a while, while I plan out every detail of our future together.

Gently running the tips of your fingers up & down my arm while you listen to the sweet sound of my voice, you smile.

You notice. I look down at you and brush the hair from your eyes so I can see them better.

Just as I start to say another word, you interrupt my words by pressing your lips against mine, kissing me hard.

I'm surprised at first. You clasp my face in your hands as you kiss me. Our eyes closed. I fall back slowly.



You hold the back of my head with your hand and lay me down softly on the blanket.

One hand tangled in my hair, your lips kissing mine, your other hand on my waist, holding me. Loving me with your hands.

You begin to unbutton my shirt and your lips find their way from mine, down to my neck. Kissing just below my ear.

I whisper in your ear how much I love the way your hands feel against my skin. You continue kissing. Touching. Loving.



With both hands I slide your shirt up & over your head. You look down at me as you grab my waist & begin kissing my chest.

Kissing from my collar bone to my bare shoulder, down my tummy. I run my fingers through your hair and sigh.

You unbutton my jeans and start to slide them off my feet. I reach down and do the same to you as you kiss my cheek.



You push me onto my back and begin to kiss all around my vagina. My pelvis. My inner thigh. Your hands all over me.

You push my panties to the side and kiss me there. I run my fingers through your hair as you lick and suck on my clit.

Your hands on my breasts, I thrust myself into your mouth, you're devouring me, licking up every sweet drop.



You slide your finger into my tight pussy while licking my clit. I feel myself cumming as you go deeper with your finger.

I'm smiling, laughing a little. You climb on top of me and begin kissing my body. I grab your face and kiss you.

You run your fingers through my hair as I bite your lips. You bite back. I push you onto your back and climb on top of you.

You start to ask what I am doing and I put my finger to your lips to shut you up. I guide your hands to my breasts.

I grab a hold of your hard cock, bring it to my pussy. Soaking wet, I sit on it, gasping as I lower myself onto it.

Smiling at you I lean in to kiss you. You wrap your arms around me and hold me close as I bounce up and down on it.





You bite my ear, kiss my neck. I dig my nails into your back, leaving deep red marks all along the length of your spine.

Moaning softly, you breathe into my ear. Whispering how good of a job I am doing.. but it's your turn to take control.

You pick me up, holding me in your arms. I smile at you, surprised but loving how it feels to be suspended in the air.

You tell me to get on my hands and knees. I willingly abide. My ass up in the air you take me from behind.



You push yourself slowly into me from behind, I look back at you smiling, sighing with pleasure.



You bend forward and grab a fist full of my hair. Tugging on it gently, I say your name as you fuck me from behind.



Our breaths shorten. Our skin wet with sweat. I am moaning and screaming telling you to fuck me harder.

You push my head down into the pillow, and thrust harder, deeper into my wet pussy. You moan loudly as I say your name.

I feel myself coming to a climax, moaning uncontrollably, gasping for air. you're pounding into me harder than ever."

- Written by: My lovely & sexy Girlfriend! <3

Again!

Sorry I was busy playing my air guitar when you told me that you got dumped.

Looking for that perfect outfit that says,

"I'm unavailable but you still want to spend your money on me".

There's no need to be persistent when

someone has already proven that you are nonexistent to them.

We should watch a movie.

And by 'watch a movie', I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.

Porn-o-maniac!

I masturbate so much that there's not a single character you can type on my keyboard without it auto-filling a porn URL.

Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up

is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Lovers are fantastic. . Best friends are awesome. .

But when both are the same person, there are no words to explain it. . .

Priorities, you know?! :P

I have dishes stacked up in the sink and 2 bins of dirty laundry but my sex toys are always clean.

Friend: Can I borrow a pen?

Me: Sure! *looks in purse*
*pulls out perfume,
17 Hershey kisses,
a stapler
& a baby goat*


Me: Sorry, no pen. :(

Kaylee and Baby Together At Last

Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first

Hahahahaha!!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Guys don't care about rhymes, just show them your boobs.

Funny how the meaning of lyrics change as you get older.

Really, you just noticed it now!

The most memorable people in your life will be...

...the ones who loved you when you weren't very lovable.

Sexy!

Your fingers softly trickling down the sultry soft curve of her back... and below.

Skin, sheets, and kisses.

Trying to stop me from loving you will only make me love you more.

Lick softer. And no more talking. I just want to feel your tongue on me for a while.

You can judge me for my bad decisions or you can join me.

Your choice, really!

Close the door.

My tongue needs to have a long conversation with your skin.

Shutting off your phone is the new walking out of the room.

Modernisation!

If the best things in life are free

why do divorces cost money?

The problem with alcohol is that that it wears off..

:/

I don't argue with ppl that disagree with me,

cuz you're suppose to smile & move away from those ppl, right?

Is it?

To watch a man bare his soul to a woman and express his undying love and devotion, is astounding to witness and yet done so very little.

Seductive words,

evil intentions.

Attacking what you hate isn't going to change the world,

so fuck resentment. Put your energy in living your own truth.

My girlfried

shakes my ass a little extra when you're around

Cause only your voice can take me down on my knees...

...and allow me to fly at the same time.

I get it. Now shut the fuck up.

>_<

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

:')

Faye Reagan and Erin Avery in hot lesbian action

When pain is translated into beautiful words.

We get what is called a poem!

She is smart and funny...

...but you wouldn't know cause she has tits.

Sexy Babe

Two excellent reasons to watch 2 Broke Girls:

Kat Dennings' Boobs.

She said

If you aren't gonna stop staring at my boobs, well then, I'm just gonna have to wear this shirt more often.

and I gave her an amazing night! :D

If this was me, I would own a hall full of those chairs/sofas

Sex Tale by my girlfriend

So that night. We’d eaten dinner and sat down to watch a movie together.

We hadn’t gotten too far into the flick when you started rubbing my thigh, letting your fingers brush between my legs as you got closer.

I was already in my pajamas and had on a tank and shorts combo with nothing else.

It didn’t take long for me to saturate the front of my shorts, and you became more aggressive when you realized just how turned on I was...

... though I was pretending not to notice.

When you decided you’d had enough of my indifference, you stood up in front of me, dropped your shorts and presented your very erect cock.

I looked up at you with an eyebrow raised and a smirk on my face. You gave me that look, the one that told me you meant business.

Without question I lowered myself to my knees in front of you as you backed away from the couch.

Tonight my needs would be secondary, though I knew they’d be taken care of later.

I reached up and took your cock in both hands, wrapping one around you, while squeezing your balls with the other.

I wrapped my mouth around you, just licking the head with my tongue.

And then taking you further and further in, until I could feel you at the back of my throat.

I ran my mouth up and down your length repeatedly, while still playing with and squeezing your balls.

When I felt them tightening, I started stroking your cock while sucking on the tip of your cock.

When you exploded in my mouth I looked up at you to see if you were truly pleased with me.

And I could tell by your look that you were. :)

Sucking dick and eating pussy is a part of sex.

If you think it's nasty, then maybe your ass is too young to be fucking in the first place.

Tell her what she wants to hear.

Bitches love it when you tell them what they want to hear.

When she said this, she was all mine!

If you want to impress me, remember my birthday, my favorite flower, and master that one sex move that makes me forget my own name.

My fantasies

Girls make me so horny that sometimes I forget that I am a girl!

I never have time to do anything because I am always so busy doing nothing.

Oh yeah, that's a fact jack!

Look.

We licked each other's genitals last night. Do you really think I care if you've brushed your teeth before we kiss this morning?

TURN THE FLASH OFF WHEN YOU TAKE A MIRROR PICTURE YOU FUCKING PEASANTS!

Got it?

Love is one of the greatest discoveries.

But don't be fooled, you can get hurt with it.

Where do babies come from?

It's a nice, warm, and humid place! :D

The type of music I like is completely dependent on..

..the person sitting in the passenger seat of my car.

I wouldn't wear low cut shirts if I didn't want you to ogle at my titties.

Now quit staring at my eyes and get back to the cleavage.