Relationship status

Doing whatever and whoever the fuck I want!

There's no point making your long story short

I am not paying attention anyways! :p

Sext

Thrust your low standards deep into my desperations

These new headphones are amazing...

They sound like, ignoring you!

Got it?

The best relationships start with a good foundation of friendship and amazing sex.
Don't ruin it by getting married.

If people were as forgiving as dogs...

...we would never have wars, and we were always having SEX!

Nothing could be better, right?

The breath of a lover in your face.
The smell of their tender skin.
The taste of their lips.
Nothing finer in life.
Nothing.

I love to make people laugh and smile...

... Not because I want something in return, because there's so many beautiful souls that don't realize.

Ahh! I wish...

I just want boobs big enough that I never have to buy my own drinks again.