Nothing could be better, right?

The breath of a lover in your face.
The smell of their tender skin.
The taste of their lips.
Nothing finer in life.
Nothing.

I love to make people laugh and smile...

... Not because I want something in return, because there's so many beautiful souls that don't realize.

A boner is worth a thousand words.

Right?

Wait, you pretend to like football so he'll pay attention to you?

You do know you have a vagina, right?

Nobody wins in the fight between your brain and heart.

Its you who lose

That's Right!

Be crazy.

Be stupid.

Be silly.

Be weird.

Be whatever.

Because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone.

The difference is in how people deal with it.

A tender heart in a brutal world isn't a weakness.

It's courage.

Is orange fruit named after the colour

or the colour named after the fruit? o.O

If men get cocky...

do women get cunty? o.O

Rattrap!