*Embarrassed*

The amount of time I spend imagining kissing you is embarrassing.

One day

you're going to miss the way I ignore you.

YOU CAN ONLY LOOK AT THE PICTURE I'M SHOWING YOU.

DO NOT SCROLL TO THE NEXT PICTURE ON MY PHONE WTF.

Life is a constant conflict between Love and Ego.

Love always wants to say Sorry and Ego always wants to hear it!

LOL!

She is too selfie-sh to show her self portrait.

You don't cross my mind,

you live in it.

A recent survey stated

the first thing men notice about women is their eyes and the first thing women notice about men is that they're liars

Every time I eat food,

I feel like I'm cheating on alcohol.

I have seen the best of you and the worst of you,

and I choose both.