The best relationship is when you both let each other still be eachother.

Right? If you love some person 'x', and want that person to change, then you want that 'x' becomes 'y', which simply implies you love somebody else! So if you love someone, accept them the way they are :)

The best line to propose someone:

Let me be your headache

My type is any girl that finds me even remotely attractive.

LOL!

Well, it all started with Google search.

Be it your science project, holidays homework, or fap time! Google as helped you get a head start all the time! ;)

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.

That's so true right? We want to be loved the most, but alas! The world is vice :/

Having insatiable sexual desires all the time is exhausting.

Seriously, masturbating or getting laid all the time, well you need a lot of stamina!

Have an orgasm before you start your day

... it's more effective than coffee.

I am the acoustic version of your favorite song.

I want Katy Perry to teach me how to be walking boobs.

It's an art, girl!

Sucking dick should be taken seriously. You have his power in your mouth. When he cums, you take that power away. Suck dick like it matters.