Sucking dick and eating pussy is a part of sex.

If you think it's nasty, then maybe your ass is too young to be fucking in the first place.

Tell her what she wants to hear.

Bitches love it when you tell them what they want to hear.

When she said this, she was all mine!

If you want to impress me, remember my birthday, my favorite flower, and master that one sex move that makes me forget my own name.

My fantasies

Girls make me so horny that sometimes I forget that I am a girl!

I never have time to do anything because I am always so busy doing nothing.

Oh yeah, that's a fact jack!

Look.

We licked each other's genitals last night. Do you really think I care if you've brushed your teeth before we kiss this morning?

TURN THE FLASH OFF WHEN YOU TAKE A MIRROR PICTURE YOU FUCKING PEASANTS!

Got it?

Love is one of the greatest discoveries.

But don't be fooled, you can get hurt with it.

Where do babies come from?

It's a nice, warm, and humid place! :D