She said:

"I don't wear bra because I think my boobs are claustrophobic."

I said, I find you hot anyways! :D

The worst part about traveling is I just want my own toilet.

Well, I didn't say anything, a'ight?

Horny Girlfriend

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Yes, of course you can fall in love before you actually meet.

I fall in love with pizza before it gets delivered to my house all the time.

it's okay if her legs squeeze your head while you're giving her head.

Look at as a sign of doing a good job, keep going!"

Girls the sexiest thing you can wear is a smile

.... unless you have bad gum to teeth ratio than stick with your low cut shirts.

Some are afraid of the darkness,

others play with it.

Females' nipples are multifunctional.

They provide milk for babies. And they motivate men to make lots of money.

Even in relationships people need some kind of privacy.

And those who don't respect that wish should be shot in the knee caps.